National Geoquackic

The weird, wild and wonderful world of NOT Duck.
It's a Duck's world...we're only living in it.

Look, up in the sky. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a... well you were right, it is a bird. A duck to be exact. NOT Duck to be even more exact.

The distance-going duck. The moving mallard. NOT Duck is the world traveler. The Travelocity gnome? His travels are a walk in the garden. Exploring octopi? NOT beats them 8 hands down. The traveling torso? He's half the traveler NOT is. All those 'kidnapped' lawn ornaments might as well pay the ransom - they can't hold a candle to the world of NOT Duck.

Ten years ago in March 1996 NOT took flight and jumped the 318 miles from Boston to Philadelphia, and he has been racking up frequent flyer, driver and boater miles ever since. In the following ten years, he has racked up an extraordinary travel record:

All Seven Continents

Fifty-seven Countries (see country list) (updated number)

All fifty States

Visited Over 150 Institutions of Higher Education

Over Half the New 7 Wonders of the World

Small Duck in an Oversized World

Hobnobbed with stars of stage, screen, radio and the written word and other celebrities, including a former president.

Sat atop the South Pole

Appeared on local Boston, New England and Serbian television

Accompanied a contestant and appeared nationally on Jeopardy!

Thirty-four of fifty State Capitol buildings

Getting on top of the states visiting the highest points in many states.

And still find time to wish everyone well at weddings, and to show he's a regular duck who can hang out in cleavage.

NOT also likes Waffle House a lot.

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Come on in and join on the journey. Find out more about NOT Duck, his origins (and the movie he is an homage to). Join in the travels and check back every so often to see what's new. If you like what you see - sign our guest book, and tell others about NOT. The more, the merrier!

License to Travel

Does NOT suffer from dromomania (the obsessive urge to travel)? We're not sure, but it's a fun journey to join along.

Where does he go from here? The sky's the limit. There are a lot of countries waiting for exploration. And there still is a lot of the U.S.A. to be seen. There is always the great final frontier - space. You never know. If anyone can do it, NOT can.

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New June 2012

14 Years

7 Continents

56 Countries

50 States

150 plus Higher Education Institutions

250 plus trips

ONE SPECIAL DUCK

See NOT Duck's name around the world

*Updated 2015*

This site is dedicated to all who dream of the wonders of the world, and to all who have embraced NOT and the ideals of the Duck and helped him travel along, especially these special friends.

Feel free to contact NOT Duck or J.J. Kwashnak, keeper of the NOT Duck Web site here.

The weird, wild and wonderful world of NOT Duck. It's a Duck's world...we're only living in it.

The weird, wild and wonderful world of NOT Duck.
It's a Duck's world...we're only living in it.