A Quack-Style You Could Get Used To

Bilmore Estates and the Grove Park Inn in Asheville, N.C.

With Jason and Amy Howard

August  2008


Sometimes it's not easy being a world travelling duck. All those sites. All those celebrities. Sometimes, you just have to get away from it all.

And if you can do it with friends, even better.  So when Jason and Amy were off for a trip to Asheville, NOT roused himself enough to join along. After all, there's a little house he wanted to check out while he was there. Something called Biltmore.

The Biltmore Road Sign

The same way that the mansions of Newport are just "summer cottages," Biltmore Estate proves the the turn of the gilded age rich and powerful liked things big. 
Built by George Washing Vanderbilt in the 1880's the house stands as the largest privately owned house in the United States.

Did NOT say it's big?

Biltmore Estates - Big!

It's big, and the view isn't bad either, up in the mountains of North Carolina.

The View From The Top

Now you would think that a house of this size (250 rooms, 175,000 square feet) there would  be room for everyone, right? Nope, you have to wait in line for your timed admission, with all the other common people.  Somehow NOT doubts that Anderson Cooper has to wait in line if he visits.

Timed admission to Biltmore

The friendly tour guide made sure to show NOT all the behind-the-scenes sights in the historic house.

Guide

The house is old, but the wine is not. The first vineyards were planted in 1971, and the first wine was produced in 1985. So at least visiting in 2008, the wine was finally over the legal drinking age.

Biltmore Winery Sign
 

Of course they would not sell any wine before it's time.

Biltmore Winery Barrells

Nor would they let NOT take a cask home. He tried.

So he had to settle for a glass or three at the bistro.

Biltmore Winery Bistro

Now with a good belly of food and *hic* wine, it was time to be pampered, as a duck should be. So it's time for four-diamond AAA service at the Grove Park Inn Resort & Spa.

Grove Park Inn Resort and Spa

NOT immediately got friendly with the parking attendant, to make sure that his Geo didn't get dinged in the parking lot.

Grove Park Parking Attendant

The view was just as good as at Biltmore (except for the danged window. NOT bruised his head several times trying to fly outside.)

View from the Grove Park Inn

NOT was late for his spa treatment though, because along the way he passed a beautiful waterfall at the resort. And it made him have to go back and use the bathroom.

Grove Park Waterfall at the Spa

Now NOT's not that big to start with. But the famous fourteen foot fireplaces at the Inn made him feel even smaller.

Grove Park Inn Fireplace

Reallllyl Big!

Really Big Fireplace

They even have an elevator in the back of one of the fireplaces.  NOT will never bitch about carrying his bags to the second floor in the Red Roof Inn again, Not after imagining having to jump the flaming logs to get to your room.

The Elevator in the Fireplace

The inn's walls are a myriad of different stones, including some embedded amethyst. NOT tried to get it out as a souvenir but it wouldn't budge. So all he could bring home with him was his photos. And smooth felt skin from the spa treatment.

 

Amethyst in the Wall

That, and his trip to McDonalds.

 

 


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Photos courtesy of The Howards

Last Updated September 2008